1. “You already know the definition of the phrase healthful? You might be my new definition for that.”
One thing alongside these traces, form of bizarre, however man did it really feel good to get it. I couldn’t cease smiling.
2. That I’m like a bit of furnishings. I don’t do a lot however individuals discover once I’m not there.
3. “You look snug.”
Not as in I appeared relaxed. She meant I appeared snug to relaxation, lean, or lay on. At first, I requested if she was politely saying I used to be fats. She defined that I had a glance about me of being somebody who would snug to cuddle with and never hog house or covers.
4. My buddies and I have been speaking about what sort of potatoes we’d be. One among my greatest buddies informed me, “You’d be a loaded baked potato. Folks pay further for that good shit!”
5. My 4-year-old son informed me I smelled like music. Once I requested what sort of music, he mentioned, “Music you dance to.” Nonetheless one of the best praise I’ve acquired up to now!
6. From a trainer: “You’re like a barb-wired fence, perhaps one thing will get previous you, however it leaves tattered items behind.” (I’m not very attentive, however by some means I handle to select up the data I want and use it appropriately.)
7. I work retail and was informed this by a buyer: “You’re so good, you could have been bullied in highschool.”
8. “You look homosexual at the moment” by one in every of my nice Nan’s buddies. She had meant blissful however it made me giggle so arduous I choked on my drink. Thought she had wonderful gaydar, seems she simply thought I appeared blissful.
9. I’m petite so there was one time any individual informed me that I should be “simple to maneuver.” Unsure if that could be a praise…?
10. An previous woman as soon as informed me she needs she was 60 years youthful, then she would “give me some confidence.” It was essentially the most unsettling, funniest, and by some means most charming praise I’ve ever acquired.
11. A trainer in highschool informed me a number of occasions that I had a superbly formed head.
12. The piecer who pierced my ears again in August informed me my ears have been good and to name her if anybody mentioned in any other case and she or he would struggle them for me.
13. Each time I see her, my gynecologist all the time says, “You’ve such a CUTE little cervix!”
14. Somebody informed me that they favored speaking to me as a result of I made them use their entire mind. I dunno. It’s bizarre, however it was good to listen to.
15. I’ve been informed that I’ve exceptionally easy balls. Like two hard-boiled eggs in a balloon filled with downy cloth softener…
16. “Your leg hair appears to be like horny.”
17. “Your penis is more durable than previous rooster.”
18. “You lastly appear to be a human being.” It occurs each time I get a haircut.
19. I went to my 25th highschool reunion and a lady I knew then didn’t acknowledge me. Once I informed her my title she mentioned, “Oh my gosh! You’re so good-looking now!”
20. Random stranger whereas I used to be on a run: “NICE NECK.” I’m not saying I imagine in vampires, however I made positive my home windows have been all locked that evening.
21. “It took me a few a long time to appreciate guys like you’re the greatest.”
22. Once I went to the physician I suppose they have been coaching a nurse? They have been about to attract my blood and the older one poked at my veins. She mentioned I had good “bouncy” veins, in order that they’re simple to see and draw blood from.
23. In seventh grade, I wore a fanny pack to high school to carry stuff like Yu-Gi-Oh playing cards, which I performed with at lunch. As soon as whereas strolling down the hallway an eighth grader I by no means met earlier than was like, “Duuude I like your fanny pack,” gave me a excessive 5, and stored strolling. I by no means noticed him once more, and miraculously no one ever picked on me about it (to my face not less than).
24. I had pink eye and the nurse was trying into the noninfected eye. “You’ve lovely retinas.” Thanks…?
25. “You appear to be you’re good along with your elbows.” Stated by a 50+ 12 months previous man biking by. He then swung again round telling me I ought to check out for the native curler derby group.
26. “With the proper make-up, you’d make a extremely good trying lady.” I’m a man by the best way.
27. Throughout an inner ultrasound I as soon as bought informed I’ve lovely Fallopian tubes. I’ve been driving that prime for years.
28. “Wow, you’re stronger than my dad” — my girlfriend, the primary time I picked her up.
29. “Your freckles are so horny. They remind me of my sister.”
30. “You remind me of a swan.”